We all know you're not very smart up there, especially since you kept on going back to that Justin Bobby guy on The Hills.
But at least you had some sense of style going for you!
Not anymore, it seems.
Sheer tops and colourful bandage skirts may be in right now, but the colour combination makes you look like a bumblebee, and the shirt just makes your fake boobs look, well, even more fake.
You may be trying to channel your inner Rumi Neely, but you just need to accept that fashion risks like these don't work for you!
Better luck next time!