“I have no problem with journalists — many are friends. Only if they are really stupid, or if they’ve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday [at the Chanel couture show] I had a problem. I said, ‘I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.’” - Karl Lagerfeld in the Times' Sunday magazine.
(Note to self: If ever given the opportunity to interview this mastermind, bathe, mosturize, and douse in Chanel No. 5)